trying to explain The Dreamers without sounding like you are watching an hour long incestuous orgy.
Confession 1: i once shaved the shape of my boyfriends face into my pubic hair
Confession 2: Once I lost a tampon up there and had to use a pair of tongs to get it out
Confession 3: I once cut off small bits of milas leg hair over a period of 4 months and saved it to make a sweater. she still does not know.
Confession 4: i have had more then one sexual dream about maregasms
Confession 5: when i was little my pet turtle wanted to go exploring all over my body. i let him.
Confession 6: i keep all my facial hair and send it to boys i like anonymously
Confession 7: i always look in the toilet after im done
Confession 8: i keep a jar of poop under my bed and bring it out when im lonely
Confession 9: i get turned on by women teachers
Confession 10: i watch hobbit pron
Confession 10: i take pictures of my friends nipples when they are sleeping and peek at them when im in the toilets at school
confession 13. i fantasise about sexy midgets
confession 14. i fingerpaint with my menstrual blood. its freeing
confession 15. i kill puppies
confession 16. at birth i had both sets of bits so my parents had to decide whether to raise me as a boy or a girl.
confession 17. i have a whole room covered in my paintings of scarlet.
confession 18. i got wasted off tampons soaked in vodka. i put them where they usually go ;)
fuq u glandular fevah. fuq u bloodtest.
just hid in on the floor in my kitchen for half an hour because the pool guy was outside and i didn’t want to possibly have to talk to someone.