trying to explain The Dreamers without sounding like you are watching an hour long incestuous orgy. 

Confession 1: i once shaved the shape of my boyfriends face into my pubic hair

Confession 2: Once I lost a tampon up there and had to use a pair of tongs to get it out

Confession 3: I once cut off small bits of milas leg hair over a period of 4 months and saved it to make a sweater. she still does not know.

Confession 4: i have had more then one sexual dream about maregasms

Confession 5: when i was little my pet turtle wanted to go exploring all over my body. i let him.

Confession 6: i keep all my facial hair and send it to boys i like anonymously

Confession 7: i always look in the toilet after im done

Confession 8: i keep a jar of poop under my bed and bring it out when im lonely

Confession 9: i get turned on by women teachers

Confession 10: i watch hobbit pron

Confession 10: i take pictures of my friends nipples when they are sleeping and peek at them when im in the toilets at school

confession 13. i fantasise about sexy midgets

confession 14. i fingerpaint with my menstrual blood. its freeing

confession 15. i kill puppies

confession 16. at birth i had both sets of bits so my parents had to decide whether to raise me as a boy or a girl.

confession 17. i have a whole room covered in my paintings of scarlet.

confession 18. i got wasted off tampons soaked in vodka. i put them where they usually go ;)

fuq u glandular fevah. fuq u bloodtest.

just hid in on the floor in my kitchen for half an hour because the pool guy was outside and i didn’t want to possibly have to talk to someone.